When He Was Young
Sometimes River met the Doctor out of order, she had to be careful at those times, their timelines were fragile, anything could disrupt them.
But sometimes he was hard to resist...
He was so cute!
River grinned to herself. He was so adorable at this age. Young, grouchy, full of his own importance, impatient, and accompanied by her equally young and befuddled mother.
River skipped a step on the stony beach, then smoothed herself down and strode elegantly, she turned seductively, "Can you sonic me?"
She didn't smile, but she gave him a little bobbing curtsey when he resentfully soniced her computer.
It was too fun to ruffle his feathers at this stage. Oh, being stuck with Stormcage and having to deal with the Church, while he was all unaware was a pain.
It was a bit unnerving in a way, she felt like she didn't have her usual backup in him, although she knew older him would arrive instantly if she sent out a call for help. He was nice like that.
But it was fun to get younger him. H